Absolute Bagels, New York City

Posted: October 12, 2024 in Uncategorized
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Rumored to be one of the best bagel shops in the world. VERY overrated.

I tried one of each: plain, onion and everything, with plain cream cheese not toasted of course.

The size was just right, the seasonings only ok. The everything bagel a bit over handed on the poppy.

Each seemed underbaked. Fairly light in the hand. A little fluffy. The skin barely discernible, but nice nooks and creases to hold seasonings.

The bite proves the skin was completely unsatisfying – the crunchiness was non-existent. The bite and pull was underwhelming. More like a warm soft pretzel than a real bagel. is this one of those bagels made for sandwiches?

The smell and taste slightly … sour, like baking soda was used in the water instead of malt syrup, as God intended.

They tasted like I was eating pancake batter…

Skip the long line and the long ride to the Upper West Side. Overrated bagel shop now crossed off my list of can’t-go-wrong NYC bagel shops.

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